US Olympian Tossed For Positive Drug Test

by Steven Doyle

While many Olympians are enjoying their first taste of the Western world in the Big Mac, others appear to be enjoying more exotic dishes. Nick Delpopolo, judo master and New Jersey martial artist conceded today that he has tested positive for marijuana but insists that he did not smoke the illegal herb.            

“My positive test was caused by my inadvertent consumption of food that I didn’t realize had been baked with marijuana,” said Delpopolo in a statement. “I apologize to the U.S. Olympic Committee, to my teammates and to my fans, and I am embarrassed by this mistake. I look forward to representing my country in the future.”

Delpopolo is the first to test positive during the London Olympic Games. Four others were tested positive for drugs prior to the start of the Olympics.

We were thinking it was the Cannabis Curry or the Ganja Gummy Worms that caused the positive test.

 

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  1. Katy

    So he didn’t “inhale”

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