by Steven Doyle
Guy Fieri is a very easy target. This is the same Guy who opened up his new restaurant recently to crazy reviews gaining national attention for serving up horrific food in what is now dubbed as the “Ed Hardy District” of New York, or otherwise known as Times Square. This is also the same Fieri restaurant that Anthony Bourdain dubbed as a “terror dome”, whatever that might be. Even Uncle Nancy hated the place.
Mr. Fieri is back in the news today after a person of genius registered the domain name guysamericankitchenandbar.com and went on a rampage with a fake menu for the restaurant. Guy’s real domain name for Guy’s American Kitchen & Bar is guysamerican.com.
The fake Fieri site lists some entertaining dining options such as Guy’s Big Balls which is a 4 pound ball of Rice-A-Roni encrusted mozzarella served with a side of Guy’s Signature Cadillac Cream Sauce and maximum well-done duck skin.
Other fake favorites include the Hobo Lobo Bordello Slam Jam which is 38-ounces of super-saddened Cheez gutted wolf meat. That appetizer will set you back fifty bucks, but it feeds a whole crowd of hipsters.
Jump with us to witness what happens when you do not register alternative names for your restaurant and you happen to be Guy Fieri.
Sounds a bit better than the real menu.
So Guy Fieri is uncool because… hipsters? And also because uber-hipster Anthony Bourdain says Guy Fieri is uncool. Wow. Now you’re really stinking up the joint.
Guy is a douche with terrible food. Have you tried his groceries? I have, and the ill-conceived Tex Wasabi is bad enough, but this new (legit) menu will make a normal human scream. I hardly view Bourdain as a hipster. He missed that boat by about 30 years. We can only assume you wear your shades on the back of your head.