Kim Jong Un announced plans to target Austin which has stirred the city of hipsters to question, “why me”. I am sure everyone in North Texas appreciates our brothers and sisters in Austin, and it would be tragic if we missed out on SXSW, a visit to Franklin’s or the nightly flight of bats under the Congress Avenue Bridge.
In case you were wondering why the North Korean supreme leader decided on this target, one Tumblr blog attributes a variety of reasons, including the fact he is jealous that Paul Qui is Austin’s most famous Asian, and Kim Jong Un prefers plastic over paper. It was also suggested he was texting during a movie at Alamo Drafthouse and was given the boot. Makes sense to me.