by Steven Doyle
Billed as the eighth wonder of the world, the Chocolate Wunderfall at Golden Corral is now fully operational. Here you can share your reach into a splash of warm chocolaty ooze with dozens of strangers, looking gleefully into their eyes as you coalesce bits of marshmallow and fruit into a pool of sweet gluttony.
How can this possibly be a good idea? The fountain has always creeped me a bit, reminding me of Augustus Gloop who nearly drowned in Wonka’s chocolate river. These are the things that sweet bacterial dreams are made of.
For those still wanting to take a crack at the fountain, we found a video on YouTube displaying all the glory that is this odd phenomenon set to the tune of Tay Zonday’s Chocolate Rain. To hear a full version of his gripping tune, go here. For those who are not really into chocolate, listen to the vanilla version.
