Retro Movie Review: “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” -1953

Few films shimmer with the glitter and glee of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes—a Technicolor marvel that proves brains, beauty, and charm can share the same spotlight. Directed by Howard Hawks and released in 1953, this musical comedy serves as both a celebration and sly satire of materialism, friendship, and the social mores of its era. With Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell lighting up the screen in perfect comic contrast, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes is more than a sugar-coated romp—it’s a sparkling showcase of wit, song, and scene-stealing performances.


The story follows showgirls Lorelei Lee (Marilyn Monroe), a blonde with a fondness for diamonds, and Dorothy Shaw (Jane Russell), a brunette with a sharp tongue and a skeptical view of romance. Lorelei is engaged to the sweet but dim-witted millionaire Gus Esmond, whose father disapproves of her intentions and suspects she’s after his fortune. When Gus can’t travel with the girls on their cruise to France, the scheming father hires a private detective, Ernie Malone (Elliott Reid), to keep an eye on Lorelei.

Aboard the ship, chaos ensues. Dorothy finds herself irresistibly surrounded by the U.S. Olympic men’s team, while Lorelei charms a wealthy (and very married) diamond owner named Sir Francis “Piggy” Beekman, hoping to score some precious gems. Malone falls for Dorothy, but his spying on Lorelei creates a rift. When they arrive in Paris, Lorelei finds herself in legal trouble over a stolen tiara, forcing Dorothy to impersonate her in court in a hilarious climax that lands somewhere between drag comedy and courtroom farce. All ends well, of course—with Lorelei defending her love of diamonds in the showstopping number “Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend,” and both women landing their matches on a double wedding march.

Marilyn Monroe’s Lorelei Lee is iconic for a reason. On the surface, she’s a gold-digging blonde bombshell, but Monroe plays her with layers of calculated charm and subtle savvy. Lorelei knows the world judges women by their beauty and worth by their wallets—so she plays the game better than anyone. Her wide-eyed delivery masks a tactical mind, and in Monroe’s hands, Lorelei becomes more than a caricature—she’s an early feminist in satin gloves

Jane Russell’s Dorothy is the perfect foil—worldly, grounded, and full of swagger. Russell brings a wry sense of timing and dry humor to the role, making Dorothy the muscle of the duo. She’s not above bending the truth or using her charm, but she’s driven by loyalty rather than ambition. Together, the pair offers a rare portrayal of female friendship in classic Hollywood: one that’s competitive but warm, supportive, and far more valuable than any man in a tux.

Elliott Reid, Charles Coburn, and Tommy Noonan round out the male characters, but this is a women’s movie through and through. The men exist to be tricked, tested, or tamed. The plot spins around their money, sure—but it’s the women who do the spinning.

Watching Gentlemen Prefer Blondes is like sipping champagne and discovering it’s spiked with mischief. It’s a musical with a winking sense of humor, a love letter to friendship, and a gentle jab at the moneyed class. The set pieces dazzle—Monroe’s “Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend” is deservedly legendary, but Russell’s “Ain’t There Anyone Here for Love?”—sung while ignoring a gym full of flexing men—is a comedic tour de force.

The costumes, designed by William Travilla, are a fantasy of color and silhouette, with every gown and glove enhancing the film’s theatrical glamor. The script, based on Anita Loos’ novel and adapted by Charles Lederer, is packed with zingers and innuendo that still hold up—more clever than crass, always delivered with a wink.

Ultimately, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes is a joyous watch. It’s a film that knows exactly what it is and delivers with sparkle, satire, and two of the most charismatic performances in Hollywood history. It doesn’t pretend to solve the world’s problems—it just invites you to laugh, sing, and maybe rethink your stance on jewelry.

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